The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri
Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025
Get the Linn County Lincoln Log mug.1. A name made popular by the late Abraham Lincoln 2. A violent sex move in which a woman forces her partner's head into either her vagina or her asshole, and leaves them to choke until they are out cold. The move has been made illegal by authorities worldwide, however, there are still numerous, illegal practises of the move deep underground and there has been known to be an online black market for the sex tapes bought mainly by horny fetishists.
The man gulped for air as the woman savagely forced his head into her gaping vagina, never had she been so excited to participate in the Lincoln before.
by SummerRat October 7, 2017
Get the Lincoln mug.The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023
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“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.
by Yakkam September 8, 2020
Get the Lincoln mug.The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.
by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010
Get the sweaty lincoln mug.Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.
by hairssssss March 19, 2023
Get the Lincoln mug.Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it
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