I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.

"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."

by Shelissa August 30, 2016

Taking You Yard

To beat someone or prove one’s superiority in a certain event or activity.

“ You are an awful Player, I’m taking you yard”

by Phat_Ballllllz November 18, 2017

Mexican Yard dog

A term for the annoying small Chihuahua

My cousin has a Mexican yard dog

by Parkicreed April 11, 2022

Bosnian Yard Harnet

They’re warm and scared, are they Caronds?

Look at all my Bosnian Yard Harnets, they are warm and scared

by Sponkky May 30, 2022

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025

bob in the yard

bob has a backyard

bob in the yard is a mushroom

by applepieinmahjeans October 5, 2021