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Xbox speak

Light-hearted, playful or otherwise insincere jokes that mock or tease others in online video games. They are explicitly non-threatening and free from violence.
'I'm not a violent person, I've never wanted to hurt anyone over video games, granted I may have said stuff but that's like.. xbox speak'

'Your mommas fat'

'*insert* *insert* I built this fire and fucked your mother beside it'
by Dr Russells August 7, 2019
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Xbox One

As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.

1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.

2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.

3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.

4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game

5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.

You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!
by wrocald September 6, 2019
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Xbox

The best console in the world. You can play hundreds of thousands of games on it
by Absolute-dd September 22, 2019
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Xbox

A console little kids play with and when they don’t win a game of Fortnite they will take a chair and beat it until there mom or dad gets them a new one
I like hitting my xbox
by Rage monster 47473763926 October 14, 2019
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Tupac Xbox

When you want to ask someone out over the Xbox but you question the gender of the Opposing player
Hey zombiehun7er200 Tupac Xbox?
by Yeeehaaaw-boy May 3, 2018
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xbox crew

A dysfunctional group of people who are also retard's and useless to society they cannot play rainbow six siege
by Foodmcdonalldisnigger July 2, 2017
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xbox

xXx_xSnipex_xXx: Hey, i got the eXpensive new console, xbox one X!
Alpwn: Shut up! Im now on Playstation 4 Pro! KYS!
by Im cringy December 12, 2017
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