bobbit worm

An idiot with too many quirks. They have a generally tiny penis and head.

dude you're such a bobbit worm

by joshie.123 January 3, 2017

pump the worm

The act of flexing and relaxing your index finger with the use of a bottle opener.

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.

by Pwankerson December 31, 2021

wibbly worm

A furry, light-up dildo that has eyes.... prefferably in blue, yellow, green, purple or red. Also known as Wilber the Wonderdildo

The other night wibbly worm and I had a hott night in.. if you know what I mean.

by Jane Austen III August 9, 2009

Warm Worm

Where two penises enter an orifice at the same time.

Brad and Chad pulled a warm worm on Sandy's vagina because her butthole was already in use by Greg.

by Chris D. Hansen July 26, 2018

Thicc Worm

A dick that is 2-3 inches and it is quite thin. It has the resemblance if a fatter worm.

My ex boyfriend and I were about to fuck until I saw his thicc worm.

by Daddiiieeee isssuueessss April 19, 2018

red worm

when you jack it too hard and you're dick goes red.

Billy got a red worm after a 8 hour mastubation session

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021