white wizard

its when u cum in a girls hair and then spike it up like a wizard cone :)

brent got a white wizard from his boyfriend

by jorge salazar October 11, 2005

e-wizard

A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.

Should be used in a derogatory manner.

"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris

"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris

by Zenhachirou November 26, 2005

the great wizard

A 50+ yr old virgin. Usually a loser and a social outcast, an upgraded version of wizard status.

That faggot Kyle is the great wizard of Oz.

by FagFilezz July 2, 2016

wet wizard

When somebody ejaculates into an ear.

Dan I can't hear because you gave me a wet wizard last night.

by Classified23 November 17, 2017

potato wizard

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.

<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017

Booty wizard

Someone who inhaled 1000 or more farts directly out of an anus.

My boyfriend of 4 years eats my ass out every night! He’s a total booty wizard.

by Daddykins11 June 4, 2018

wizards sleeve

the act of placing ones cranium into a partners vagina

she was so fat i could have given her a wizards sleeve

by youteacher June 2, 2011