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Acid Wizard

The Acid Wizard,also known as the Cid Wizard, doses all that seek his company with the purest L.S.D known to man.
The Acid Wizard was at Camp Bisco and made me hallucinate for hours.
by Cid Wizard October 19, 2011
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Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils
See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard
by Crazysteve June 4, 2018
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Chuff like a wizard's sleeve

Having a wide or loose vagina.
I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.
by Our Lady of Sporks August 12, 2011
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Fiery Wizard

While penetrating your partner anally, just before reaching orgasm, you extinguish a lit cigarette on your partners buttocks. Causing the sphincter to contract, thereby increasing the sensitivity of ejaculation.
I met a girl at bar and did the fiery wizard and never heard from her.... I was summoned to court for assult.
by TenaciousAP May 13, 2008
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Purple Wizard

When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.
"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"
by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015
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Electro Wizard

A sexual act in which you are having sex in the doggystyle position and you pull a magician and right before she turns around you tase her in the back. Then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her yelling "ELECTRIC"
Guy 1 : I just pulled an Electro Wizard on my girl last night.
Guy 2 : How did that work out?
Guy 1 : she wants to go for round 2!
by Souhl December 23, 2021
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Off to see the wizard

Using drugs or other types of mind altering substances, usually marijuana.

Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.
dude#1--"I'm off to see the wizard, catch ya later dude"

dude#2--"seriously man, you suck!"
by Sebhatu December 1, 2010
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