widemouf

da baddest from da souf. aka crownedqueen. aka missgoodpuss. aka yo favorite.

dang, widemouf is the finest mf i've ever seen in my entire life.

by widemouf January 21, 2024

Widebody

A body kit that expands the car’s width.

I am going to put a widebody kit on my srt8.

by deex5 September 4, 2025

eye widener

A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.

"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"

by Spike* July 26, 2013

morgan widener

Hottest girl alive , she fire

That girl is so hot, ya her name is morgan widener, she is my girlfriend

by Westina January 18, 2017

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

King Wideass

t-Rump.

Everything King Wideass touches turns to (not gold).

by Tahobo December 2, 2021

14 wides

Tires that are 14 in wide make your truck harder them mother fucker and get you ton of pussy

14 wides can eat dick mama

by Trap house 69 December 10, 2021