Someone, who doesn't actually likes music, but can sing every single top 10 chart tracks.
This personal generally has no idea of music, but solely enjoys everything and anything his/her's radio disc jockey plays.
This personal generally has no idea of music, but solely enjoys everything and anything his/her's radio disc jockey plays.
Saul 'Hey man, check out this album i got, it's John Coltrane's original Blue Train'
Hunter 'Oh, I think i have that on torrent, it's that track with Flo-rida, right?'
Saul 'You fuckin chart whore... and what kinda name is hunter'
Hunter 'Oh, I think i have that on torrent, it's that track with Flo-rida, right?'
Saul 'You fuckin chart whore... and what kinda name is hunter'
by GPSK September 9, 2010
Get the Chart Whoremug. Someone who does something a whore would do, whore like qualitys. (E.x: Sending naked pictures) Not calling someone a whore.
Man, what you did was so whore-ish,
by mto101 March 3, 2010
Get the whore-ishmug. A phony that only invites you to events to gain gifts or something of value.
EXAMPLE: my phony friends are plunder whores.
EXAMPLE: my phony friends are plunder whores.
by rapunzell November 19, 2012
Get the Plunder whoremug. An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010
Get the Technicality Whoremug. by shika August 30, 2007
Get the gossip whoremug. Spurs used specifically on hookers. It was first coined by Xander Crews / Awesome X on season 2; episode 01 of the Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo"
Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
"Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs."
by johnny myers April 22, 2009
Get the whoring spursmug. by Suppppppeeps January 18, 2011
Get the Whoremug.