by Yostiemonster February 01, 2006
by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010
A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
by tehsheriff May 26, 2009
The act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. When you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
Dude, did you see that, Duncan just pulled the Stealth whale on Hayley...she did not know what hit her.
by Dean Malone March 26, 2009
by luke detty February 20, 2005
by C_J_ January 12, 2010
Blue whale is just a big ass animal, but now that there is an app for it, and SO many people think it's still around, it's a meme. I'm writing this on my school bus, and the guy behind me is screaming, "BLUE WHALE!!" It really is a meme.
by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 15, 2017