Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis May 14, 2018

Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021

Soft weiner

Flacid

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.

by Abe1961 July 28, 2018

Weiner wart

Someone who bitches about everything but does nothing to fix or correct what they are bitching about.

Walt is such a Weiner wart but work change things of fix them.

by soulservivor December 31, 2017

Untamed Weiner Syndrome

People with Untamed Weiner Syndrome (UWD) will have their penises whip around uncontrollably, in random patterns.

Bjorn has Untamed Weiner Syndrome and cannot control his penis and or where it goes.

by Boe Jidon February 01, 2023

Wonder Weiner Wednesday

A magical weekly event celebrating the super hero Wonder Woman along with the mystical-ness of hotdogs!! Usually celebrated in the wearing of wonder woman and hotdog paraphernalia such as hotdog socks, wonder weiner t-shirts etc.

Related to The Flash Fridays and Marvel Mondays..

Person A: Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday!!!!
Person B: Thanks Bro!! Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday to you too!

by not-voldemort November 27, 2017

Weiner Nest

Weiner Nest=The obviously out of control nest of hair that surrounds the weiner usually found on men who do not understand the word manscaping. Quite nasty, itchy, can smell if hygene is lacking.

I went down on him and got a face full of weiner nest

by TFK2008 March 27, 2012