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Pre-Weiner

The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.
"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"

-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."

-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"
by Straight_wasteD June 27, 2023
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weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?
"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"
by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015
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Deer weiners

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em
by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
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Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
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Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.
Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.
by ride6red June 1, 2009
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Adequate Weinering

When your SO gives that good good 10/10 meat stick
Cailey got some adequate weinering last night
by Adequate Weiner January 20, 2024
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Weiner wash

“Dude where you going?”

Weiner wash brb”
by Panru January 15, 2019
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