weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma July 19, 2014

Weatherman

Someone who chats bullshit all the time.

Person 1: "Should we invite Jake?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's such a weatherman"

by Khanage July 6, 2015

Weatherous

Extreme weather conditions or changes.

It hasn't been extremely weatherous, so our Christmas lights should be okay. I will take them down another later.

by Wiseonez October 11, 2016

weathermanned

The act of distributing a cum shower after having blue balls.

If you think you're not getting weathermanned, you're an IDIOT.

by Terri Schiavo69 December 23, 2016

weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Weathersed

When you are absolutely incompetent at your profession but act as if you are better at it than anyone around and then pull a complete and total cock up.

I was trying to get to the EMC website but I weathersed it and went to a malware site instead.

by uncletoxie June 3, 2017

weather glues

Glue that are always more than one wheter or not the mode of transport allows it.

There go the weather glues, no thought for travel laws

by GeorgeLawson January 29, 2018