What the Fruit?

A safe, swearless synonym for "What the Fuck?"

Alex: "I dropped your alarm clock in the toilet, sorry hun."

Lee Won: "What the fruit?!?!?!?"

by bobtomjoeyoh July 16, 2009

what the crop?

When a person is looking at a large display of unfamiliar vegetables and fruits, and does not know what they are.... then exclaims "what the crop? "

When Mason and I were at the market in Thailand and saw all the strange-looking veggies and fruits, he yelled "what the crop? " It really cracked me up!!

by Debnhim May 13, 2019

what odds

An expession Newfoundlanders use to express indifference towards something, "it doesn't matter"

We had banged and then I never heard from him again. What odds, it was fun.

by nauti_girl709 September 15, 2017

what the fuddmuffins

(interj.) Euphemism for "what the fuck."

Also "what the fuddmucking fudd," or simply "fuddmuffins."

"What the fuddmuffins, Lucas! Don't do that shit." & "What the fuddmucking fudd, that girl's name is Rainbow!" & *rear-ends someone's car* "OH FUDDMUFFINS!"

WTFDMFN

by demmmmi June 5, 2014

what the gush

charlis way of telling you that you are dumb and need to do better

jaylee: my ex is texting me!!!
charli: what the gush

by charlicarly December 30, 2021

what the problem is

What is the matter?; Do we have a problem here?; Made famous by Martin Lawrence

Jermaine already paid you you're money, so what the problem is?

by Stainz June 25, 2004

What the Dickens?

Dickens is a euphemism for "devil". From Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor",(Act III, Scene II).
"I cannot tell what the dickens his name is".

(NOT from Charles Dickens.)

What the Dickens?

What the Dickens were you thinking?

by Alanxxxxxxx April 14, 2006