by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010
by Yostiemonster February 01, 2006
A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
by tehsheriff May 26, 2009
The act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. When you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
Dude, did you see that, Duncan just pulled the Stealth whale on Hayley...she did not know what hit her.
by Dean Malone March 26, 2009
by luke detty February 20, 2005
by C_J_ January 12, 2010
It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.
Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.
by Andrew Hissom June 03, 2006