by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020
Get the Weeniemug. A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.
This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.
Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.
Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."
Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"
Person #1: "wait huh?"
Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"
Person #1: "I no comprendo."
Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*
Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"
Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??
Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"
Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"
Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"
Person #1: "wait huh?"
Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"
Person #1: "I no comprendo."
Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*
Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"
Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??
Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"
Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"
Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 12, 2022
Get the 5 Weeniesmug. by BlondieGingerSnap March 5, 2017
Get the fuck weeniemug. 
I told Jorge 20 times how to drive the forklift and he still wrecked it. Freakin' beanie weenies can't do anything right.
by NoBeans June 22, 2021
Get the Beanie Weeniemug. When your penis looks really old like Mr. Feeny’s face. It can be a symptom of many sti/stds, result of old age, or you smashed a rat.
Mr. Feeny from ‘boy meets world’
Mr. Feeny from ‘boy meets world’
Me: I’ve been binging on snagle tooth wh*res who binge on dope and now my member looks like Mr. Feeny.
My homie: Bruh you feining that putang so bad you caught that feeny weenie and you only 21. You a savage
21.21.21.21.21....times I smashed that rat bit
My homie: Bruh you feining that putang so bad you caught that feeny weenie and you only 21. You a savage
21.21.21.21.21....times I smashed that rat bit
by EZMFNEO November 10, 2020
Get the Feeny Weeniemug. A weenie is the adolescence stage that the male genital experiences before it becomes a penis. All the ladies I know refer to a pre-husband-like-penis as a weenie.
Person A: Hey you hear Levi been cheating on his girl?
Person B: Don’t blame him. Blame his weenie. That thing has a mind of its own.
Person B: Don’t blame him. Blame his weenie. That thing has a mind of its own.
by Thing333 July 7, 2020
Get the Weeniemug.