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Star wars defense

An Absurd system of satalites, antiballistic missiles, lasers, mirrors, and ground based intercepter missiles...capable of targeting and neutralizing any incoming missiles, through the use of a three stage system, within two to three hours of the missiles having hit their targets...

...well let's see, two to three hours for the targeting system to lock onto a missile at any given point, and about 30 minutes for that missile to hit its target...(and yes I have a source on this, someone who wrote the guidance program for SDI)
*obviously a very effective, and certianly real, non-made-up, program, not an excuse for embesselment(**sarcasm**)
-SDI relied on non-existant technology and computer systems that didn't yet exist


...The National Missile Defense, under GeorgeW., is not SDI, and in fact has no connection to it at all. It is a much more realistic approach to grounding incoming balistic missiles, that relies soley on ground based missiles, similar to the patriot missiles. Despite its complete lack of success in intercepting missiles, it is a much more convincing method of embesselment. And while the only succesful test was fixed, it is a promissing tool, that can at somepoint in the distant future, be used to counter the true threat to National Security in the modern world, the Evil Soviet Union (*no wait*) (*that doesn't exist anymore*)
The Strategic Defense Initiative Was A Realistic National Security Measure, relying on Space based laser power, and the pentium4 processor(quick no one tell Reagan, that it didn't exist in the '80s)
by someoneWhoKnows June 9, 2004
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Panty Wars

When someone sneaks into a girls bedroom and throws her panties all around the room. It looks like a battle field as if a war has taken place.
I went into my room and that asshole had panty wars. My panties were all over the place. On the ceiling fan, on my bed, dresser, floor, night stand; that pissed me off.
by Rob c October 5, 2003
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Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.
Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!
by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004
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Star Wars Kid

an awesome kid. <33
i wanna be like the star wars kid. hes making all this money and might be in episode 3.
by i hart the swk September 2, 2003
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Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.
"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."
by John Smith April 9, 2006
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wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie
by cracky March 1, 2003
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ginger-wear

1. Noun; Any article of clothing, shoes, or other accessory that is green in color and worn by a redhead.

2. A term used to describe the almost subconscious tendency for all redheads to gravitate towards the color green.
Guy #1: "why's the redhead chick in our office always wearing green?"

Guy #2: " that's just her ginger-wear"
by Blake Ford September 8, 2011
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