Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

Booker T Washington

Booker T Washington was an American educator and founded the first African American high school in Houston. The school is still open and is part of the Houston Independent School District. The school is amazing. Great teachers and a great environment. A really good school, except for a football team that lost every game, horrible receptionists, girls that do nothing but weed, and a principal that is a black and bald version of the G Man.

The new MCU phase is a hit and miss, its a big meh like the Booker T Washington High School.

by HalfA_Brick November 19, 2021

George YHWH Washington

This is the true name of God, as believed by American Jews. God was the first US president.

George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, the Ten Commandments. This is why Israel worships America, and wants to become the 51st State.

by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022

George Washington

A sexual act where while you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"

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I just gave her the George Washington last night and she was very pleased of liberty

by Ass the hat ass November 14, 2023

Kai Washington

The hottest man ever to exist all the females love him

Guy 1: My girlfriend just left me for Kai Washington. Guy 2: Yeah he’s the hottest dude ever i’m not surprised

by A hot female and not kai May 23, 2021

Sticky Washington

A position that is difficult to work out and is not worth the value.

Jeremy was in a real Sticky Washington the other day when his car broke down.

by The Baptist April 3, 2021

Washington, District of Colombia

Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.

Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?

by QuacksO November 20, 2021