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Washington

Our highschools are full of drug addicts, we have seattle, lots of green and rain, original Starbucks, that’s it. Also there are 2 types of people, one who HAS TO STAY INSTATE FOR COLLEGE or the ones going as far away as possible
by November 30, 2019
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Washington Fun

The act of not really having fun. For example hiking or reading.
"Wow, I had a lot of Washington fun reading that 800 page book about death."
by Clabic June 20, 2013
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Washington wipe

When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit
I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me
by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020
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George Washington

"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"
by Stfu p May 24, 2020
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Washington air raid

When someone crop dusts a woman who is driving topless.
Hank and Evan just gave their boss the gnarliest Washington air raid
by Tazerchase July 23, 2022
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Washington Gangbang

The act of making it rain $1 bills (George Washington being the president on that bill for those who never noticed) on a nude or semi-nude person in large quantities.
Worker 1: "how is your night goin?"
Worker 2: "better now that i got a few Washington Gangbangs."
by PabMen June 2, 2018
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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
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