noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

noodle wanker by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Thrash Wanker 

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.

He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground

Thrash Wanker by CampWodda June 16, 2010

Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.

Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.

Perpetual Wanker by Threadpuller March 25, 2011

Skank-Walked

When you get blocked into a busy street, phone pole or some other obstacle by a posse of skanky teenaged girls who take up the entire walkway and refuse to yield to normal pedestrians. They treat every like nerds they can push into a locker.

"Kardashian wannabes on parade almost knocked my little girl into traffic"

"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"

Skank-Walked by Bulldozed on Broadway September 26, 2011

Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.

Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker

Phantom Wanker by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011

Lazy wanker 

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank

How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.

Lazy wanker by Sprot December 28, 2011

Snow Wanker 

A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.

Snow is epic. FACT.

Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow

Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*

Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker

Snow Wanker by JG3 January 23, 2013