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vampire weekend

A weekend that "sucks" you of energy and leaves you tired for Monday. Depending on what happened this could be a positive or negative occurrence, often both, but generally has an air of regret or hardship.
My presentation at the office is going to be terrible thanks to another vampire weekend spent clubbing with Joe and the gang.

I will be screwed if I have another vampire weekend with final exams coming up next week.
by james vagabond January 24, 2010
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Vampire Biscuit

A tampon! - a vampire's favorite tasty treat. Can apply to un-used versions as well, but they are not nearly as tasty.
"Dammit Annie, why did you pack a whole bag full of vampire biscuits? We're only going camping for 2 days!?!
by BeltFedWeapon July 22, 2009
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Vampire Slayer

by GothMongler October 11, 2007
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Vampire Dating

A nocturnal relationship where you only date or have booty calls after dark (ie 11pm...)
Someone you never get an email, text or phone call from until after dark
Vampire dating after dark
by Alex NiteSky January 6, 2012
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Vampire pheromones

Vampire Pheromones are pheromones released by an organism to attract an individual of the opposite sex, encourage them to mate with them, or perform some other function closely related with sexual reproduction. Sex pheromones specifically focus on indicating females for breeding, attracting the opposite sex, and conveying information on their species, age, sex and genotype after emitted by males. Unlike Biological Pheromones this is more of a Phantasmal or Astral plan Pheromone that appeals directly to ones soul or to ones Spiritual existence. It is said to be ten times more intoxicating than it's biological counterpart.
Her attraction to him was that of a pheromonal attraction, but even deeper! Even more Intense! A sexual attraction that seemed to reside deep inside her soul! This can only be described as the Vampire pheromones. For anything to touch ones soul on such a level and for it to be as entrancing as this. It would only resemble the thirst of a vampire!
by Mr háñdsòme August 13, 2015
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The Vampire Diaries

The vampire diaries is about a teenage girl named Elena Gilbert who meets a boy named Stefan Salavtore and learns that he is a beautiful bastard vampire, Elena thinks she loves him until she meets Stefans older brother, Damon Salvatore. A much older, hotter, version of Stefan. THIS
Sherold: How do you like the show
Me: I know I love The Vampire Diaries!
by Gracie Goose October 29, 2020
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Vampire Playdate

A vampire playdate is when your "lover" appears by the cover of dark and leaves before sun-up. Can be, but doesn't have to be a secret.
WOW, I am so tired this morning. I was up all night on my Vampire Playdate.
by reggaewoman August 17, 2010
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