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vaginal gestapo

The vaginal gestapo are a group of women in a work or school setting who subscribe to the belief that they are better or smarter than the men around them. Because of the intelligence and wisdom vested in them by the power of their thundery vaginas, the vaginal gestapo believe that the men around them should do their bidding.
Greg (talking on the phone): What's that screeching in the background, man? Do you need to get off the phone?

James: Don't sweat it. It's just the vaginal gestapo trying to volunteer me for extra work.

Greg: Dude, fuck that shit. Tell those bitches to do their own job.
by Bructus January 23, 2011
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Vagine Garofalo

An adjective used to describe a whipped, wussy, or scared male friend.
"dude i don't want to play football it's too cold"
"hey c'mon man, stop being a vagine garofalo"
by Rafael Sabal February 21, 2008
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Vaginal Thievery

The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse. (see: Rape)
"Two men are being held on bail after the alleged act of vaginal thievery."
by zhz July 30, 2008
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vaginal bitch

A male who is acting like a female . Fag. One who is acting like a pussy. One who needs to man up
Ay dogs..u betta pay up.. Stop bitchin. Wha what you gonna do. You wanna fight.. You don't wanna fight me you vaginal bitch! Your pussy ! You wouldn't even fight a ticket.!
by BAESHON March 29, 2009
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Vaginal Nominee

Rather sexist term used to describe a way that a man behaved in a given situation as being feminine or unmanly.
Man 1: "Did you hear Joe complaining about that papercut all day, you would think he had lost an arm."
Man 2: "Yeah, he's definitely a vaginal nominee this year."
Man 3: "I'd vote for him!"
by Jered F. December 23, 2008
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vaginal bloodshot

the act of blood being propelled out of a female's vagina during menstruation.
John seriously reconsidered his decision to get his red wings after taking a vaginal bloodshot to the face.
by napes April 23, 2006
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Vaginal Humping

vaginal humping is when u try to fuck the clit but u miss and hump the area around then it rips open and makes 2 clits
by Marcus misling March 28, 2005
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