Ventie

A person who is being vented to. Someone people can trust with their problems.

Person 1 "Thanks for letting me vent to you the other day. It helped a lot."

Person 2 "No problem, I'm your personal ventie"

by Becky Butterface August 5, 2010

Vedtime

time allotted to utilize a vibrator in bed. A derivative of the phrase bedtime.

Her- "I told you not to send me a vibrator"
Him- "Just thought you could use it..."
Her- "yeah I guess I could use it in bed"
Him-"A little quality vedtime? It is getting late"

by dummy83 February 14, 2012

Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012

vastiest

the most or greatest amount of vastness

Person 1: thats a vast selection of cards you have there!
Person 2: the vastiest!

by Tommychan808 October 14, 2012

Vertical Wink

The view of a woman's labia.

"Man, that stripper just gave you a vertical wink!"

by KingofChutney October 7, 2012

Vertical trailer

A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.

"Let's go hang at Ryan's."
"Are you kidding me? What a dump! He lives in a vertical trailer park!"

by Catcherintheeye June 27, 2013

Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013