Valentine

A Valentine is a wonderful woman with dazzling eyes, a mesmerizing smile and heavenly boobs. She will be your favorite work of art. Have a Valentine in your life.

When I met Valentine she was so beautiful that I fell in love right away!

by therealfranksinatra November 22, 2021

Valentine

a gorgeous ass woman that all the guys and gals swoon over. a lot of people are jealous of her because of how pretty she is, and she's actually super awesome and nice

person one: "yo, is that valentine?"
person two: "yeah! i want her so bad"

by bwaddertwin July 8, 2023

valentines day

international sex day. A.K.A single awareness day

nuff said

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020

valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.

That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.

by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022

Valentin Barbosa

The dude that my brother would not shut up about.

Valentin Barbosa would not leave my brothers mouth

by professinal memorial hater May 18, 2022

Valentine

The name of an amazing and cool person. Often creative and funny. Name can be often correlated with the holiday Valentine’s Day. Can be pronounced Valentene or pronounced Valentine exactly like how it’s pronounced when saying Valentine’s Day.

Per. 1: What’s your name?
Per. 2: Valentine
Per. 1: Oh my god, you must be so cool and amazing!
Per. 2: Thank you and yes I am

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.

J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021