twitterpainted

A sexual and joyous emotional feeling of companionship for another that typically induces frequent distractions from daly life caused by day dreaming, ultimately causing love and an intense desire for a long loving relationship.

Jane was feeling twitterpainted as was John about enjoying their first date together connecting the day before.

by sales pitch fisher April 13, 2015

Twatterpated

Similar in definition as "Twitterpated" save for the focus on one particular female body-part.

Me: "Man, her face is ass nasty, but I get all twatterpated once those pants come off!"
You: *gag*

by Wohly Chim Chim March 29, 2008

twitter years

a short length of time in which one gains a lot of experience quickly.

He's only been on the web a couple months but has a couple twitter years behind him.

by sbuser August 5, 2009

Twitter signal faded

When you are not following the conversation anymore.
You stopped comprehending the conversation

Hey dude, did you hear about the game yesterday....

hold on, I think my twitter signal faded!
yup it did
say it again

by jc21 October 3, 2009

Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

Twitter

(1) Scientific Definition: The periodically petrifying smell that is emitted from the area centrally located betwixt the pliable twat and the crusty shitter on the female anatomy; however, it can sometimes be located on cum ingurgitating males aka males with the phenomena of the mangina.
(2) Common Defintion: The space in between a females twat and shitter.
(3) Pike County Kentucky Definition: uiowiu siuuwerb ubaiuas twat iu wousubrgb shitter iosiuriurg soiwoiuwe.

Mark:Do you know how many guys have seen her twitter!?

Tom: How many?
Mark: Bout tree fitty.
Tom: Whore.

Judd:Dude you know how many followers that chicks twitter has?!
Billy:Bout tree fitty.

Anatomy Professor: As you can see class, the female twitter is located here; right between the twat and the shitter.
Class: Oh, i see now professor!

by Macaque Tastes Great May 18, 2011

Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation

@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"

by BethCagnol June 29, 2011