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i-Turd

An individual fiercely loyal to Apple products no matter how well they work or how much better any other product may be. They will go to any length to purchase the newest Apple product no matter what it's called. Put an "i" in front of anything and an i-Turd has to have it. About once a year they can be seen camping out in front of the Apple store, sipping Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks coffee, 24 hours before the release of the newest iteration of the i-Phone, i-Pod and/or i-Pad to purchase it.
Jeff: "Dude, why do you have that PC and that Droid? You have to get a Mac and an i-Phone. They're so much better!"

Brian: "I like these better."

Jeff: "I only buy apple products. They NEVER fail! I would buy a turd if Apple sold them!"

Brian: "You are an i-Turd!"
by The Original Skrimpy September 1, 2013
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Turd Cutter

Rear end, butt or ass. Not particularly the Anus itself but rather the posterior as a whole. Used as a casual remark of apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.
Man, did you see the Turd Cutter on that chick?
by M the Monk April 16, 2006
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turd basket

A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.
Can you belive that Johnny tried to tell us that crap, he's such a turd basket!
by Godfrey G July 4, 2006
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Butt Turd

Often mixed up with the word Turd Butt, Butt turd is an insult used when you want to call someone a turd but you need something a little longer but not necessarily too much harsher.

Butt Turd has no specific rules and can be used in any context or situation. Although it's usually used in edition to a name rather than instead of. Although it can be used as a name.
Gareth: Chris, you butt turd get over here!
Chris: what you call me, fool!

John: Ben, why are you being such a butt turd?
Ben: err..
Elton: Ben's not a Butt Turd, you're the Butt Turd! But Turd.
by EricStines December 13, 2009
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turd soup

A situation where by all is lost, everything has failed and there is no solution, the undertaking has turned into a steaming bowl of turd soup.
You are very rich and your wife finds you in bed with her best friend. She hires a famous lawyer and provides vivid photos of the event, turning your life into a steaming, stinking bowl of turd soup.
by J. Robert Parker June 27, 2008
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turd squirt

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005
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