Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.
some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.
some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper
by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025
Get the Meat trumpetmug. A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.
Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
by The mega ego August 18, 2018
Get the Mega Trumpetmug. The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
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