butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

Trumpster

Ill-Informed person who clings to a false narrative despite overwhelming facts to the contrary.

That Trumpster still that the Earth is flat even though science has proven it is round!

by PayneNDiaz July 19, 2017

trumpet

Lousy pieces of shit made from brass, usually played by dumb asses who have no idea on how play, they're hated by every section. Usually classified as the utterly overrated section with shitty players. Famous trumpeters include douche bags such as Donald Trump.

Joe: God, I shouldn't have chosen trumpet.

James: Yeah, trombones are making us look like oboes.

by Semyour Butts May 10, 2011

Trumpet

A brass instrument that is only played by either complete douchebags who think they have a huge musical talent or talentless people who just want to be in band. The douchebags only wear Abercrombie shirts and gay shorts, and walk the halls singing double octave scales thinking everybody likes them.

"The trumpet is the most important instrument in the band!"
"No, it's just the gayest."

by pezbrain July 1, 2009

but trumpet

to but trumpet someone is to blow through their anus and giv them a hand job at the same time, may also be said "to trumpet someone"

"that dirty bastard tried to give me a but trumpet"

by retardedgoatfucker January 15, 2008

trumpet

A simultaneous rim job and handjob.

J: Did you go home with that guy last night?

M: Yeah.

J: Did you fuck him?

M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.

by JohnnyAZ May 27, 2006

Trumpster

The act of being a stupid, racist, fascist, pussy grabbing, con artist, bent on destroying America and handing it to white supremacists and christian extremists.

"That moron at work sure is a Trumpster."

"If you were any more ignorant and racist you'd be a Trumpster"

by DJ Homie O Stasis December 1, 2017