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Cinderella ή αλλιως cc…μια κοπελα απο την Λιβυη/Συρια/Ελλαδα που ετυχε να ερθει Αθηνα 5 μερες να μου «μαυρισει» την ζωη.Την ειδα και επαθα πλακα,δηλαδη πως γινεται να μην σε εχουν συλλαβει ρε μαλακα ενω κυκλοφορεις εξω τοσο ομορφη;;;;;;;Ωρε πας καλα;;;Στο ορκιζομαι μη σε πετυχω εξω αληθεια σου λεω θα σε φασωσω.

Το εχω πει και στην ξαδελφη σου οτι εγω θα ερθω Ροδο(Ροδο μενει) και θα γνωρισω την υπεροχη αυτη μαμα σου πινοντας ελληνικο καφε και καπνιζοντας τσιγαρα στο μπαλκονι.

Shorty shorty

ο γκομενος σου πρεπει να ειναι σιγουρα βλακας αμα σε αφησε μονηηηη

το τερμα εχει φυλακα μα μπαινουνε γκολ τι κι αν εχεις αγορι

αναρωτιεμαι τι σκεφτεσαι τι σε ενδιαφερει τι σε αγχωνειιιιι

τι ρουχα φορας στο τζιμ ποσα κανεις σκουοτ και ποσα σηκωνειιιις

οταν σε πρωτοειδα ειπα οτι εισαι μουναρα αν σε προσβαλα sorryyy

δεν εχουμε ιδεα απο στιβο μα τρεχουμε ολη την πολη

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Toy Train

When you wear your girl out with every toy in the box.
Girl1: How'd things go last night? Did you get laid?

Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!
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Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.
So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.
by oneboredguard December 13, 2011
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toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 03, 2017
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Rizz Toy

Any object that attracts the attention of the person and draws them in for conversation.
My glow in the dark cup was such a Rizz Toy at the party last night. All the ladies had to take a sip from it.
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Car Toys

Car Toys is not a better way to go
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MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.
MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed
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