Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".

"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".

by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010

Seismic salad toss

The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 8, 2015

pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

Toolshed

A tool who goes beyond the call of duty for tooldom. An ubertool. A person so dislikable that they compare to an entire shed full of tools. Usually used with some other reference to tooldom, often in pun form.

He's not a tool, he isn't even a toolbox, he's the entire fucking toolshed.

by DrakeIV August 25, 2010

Tooshie Pussy

A nickname for tha butthole most commonly used to not allow the female to know which hole you plan on destroying. (they usually think you're trying to be cute)

"Baby I'm gonna nail your tooshie pussy."

"Mmm I like the sound of that."

by Bowel plow January 4, 2010

toolshed

1.A place, typically a bar or nightclub, where tools are known to congregate.
2. Any place where there is a high percentage of tools.
3. Any place (bar, nightclub,etc.) that comes highly recommended by a tool.

1.We went to that new club, but it turned out to be just another toolshed.

2. Dave told me about that place, but if he thinks it's cool, it's got to be a toolshed.

by Tankboy December 28, 2005

toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004