noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it
brandon: that's gross bro
brandon: that's gross bro
by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018
Get the Tom Cruise Itmug. The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.
*Female coworker burps*
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
by Muff Potter February 9, 2014
Get the Tom Jonesingmug. This man is the sketchiest being in existence. He is the Sketchy OverLord, and if anyone opposes him, they disappear for all eternity. His face has never been seen but it is said that his hair glows like a matchstick. The brighter it is, the more souls he has consumed.
Person 1: Bro, my brother opposed Sketchy Tom!! He has disappered!!
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.
by JJCMUFFIN February 12, 2020
Get the Sketchy Tommug. This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.
by The Tom Hansksed Dictionary July 8, 2021
Get the Tom Hanksedmug. "Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused." (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring)
"We went back to his and tried a bit of The Tom Bombadil, but he didn't really have the voice for it. I prefer tenors..."
by Moorf97 February 1, 2022
Get the The Tom Bombadilmug. Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks
by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018
Get the Tom Hankingmug. by Sajak July 19, 2009
Get the Tom Watsonmug.