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Tokyo Sandblaster

Your on the beach shes roaring and rolling like godzilla from Tokyo, you dip your dick in sand and then dip it in her, and then blast her face with sand.
Scott: "Dude I cant believe you pulled off a Tokyo Sandblaster."
Alex: "It was tight."

Renee: "Ryan, please dip your dick in the sand and fuck me."
Ryan: "Ok cwat. take my tokyo sand blaster!"

Blake: "Her eyes were looking Japenese after I Tokyo Sanblasted her"
by SmacmastR November 12, 2010
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day before today

yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.
by mrELsenor February 20, 2011
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A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.
Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."
by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004
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Tokyo Drifter

A homeless man who has had his anus stretched, and possibly ruptured, by Vin Diesel's shaved SKULL
On the set of the Punisher II:
Director - "Has anyone seen Tom Jane in a couple days?"
Unctuous movie extra - "I heard Vin Diesel pulled a Tokyo Drifter on his tight ass!"
by Pelvis Cockstello April 22, 2010
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tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.
by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003
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what's today's date

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.
by Because we're retarded October 28, 2019
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