Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.

I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight

by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020

Roadside Toast

When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.

He isn't paying me back. Maybe I should give him the roadside toast.

by deathbeater October 11, 2023

Tom toasted

Is when you are highly intoxicated

Dude I'm so tom toasted

by Rando99 February 28, 2016

toast boy

Someone who eats a lot of toast. Normally a lazy fool who can't be arsed making anything else. Or referencing 'toast boy' that was created by mc Devvo- David firth.

'Danny, you're such a toast boy. You don't even put beans on it'

by Lt Kush July 16, 2017

Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD

"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"

by drowning.silence April 07, 2015

stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.

Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.

by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021