plant person

only the swaggiest of all

"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"

by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.

Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"

by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021

Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021

plant pot

an insult written by eylo

“oi kate you fucking plant pot”

by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush

"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"

by -____- January 13, 2005

pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.

Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

plant wrap

A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.

Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor

by TheoCosby March 20, 2003