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Geek Tree

The geek tree is term given to the social structure of nerds, dorks, geeks, losers, or just about any ostracised person within Western culture, and it works much in the same way as a Family Tree would work. Not necessarily a negative term, yet can be used as one by individuals who find geeks, nerds, dorks, etc offensive. To those who find such people cool or non offensive, the term Geek Tree is simply an unbiased term for their social structure and standing.
Nerds are related to geeks, down the left side of the tree, whilst losers and dorks share a common link down the right side.
by someone in london October 16, 2003
mugGet the Geek Treemug.

dead tree

Pejorative for paper, books, and other hard copies that required killing of trees in order to produce them.

Often used when one prefers an electronic version or submission of a product otherwise seen on paper.
"Hello, Clive. Do you accept online dropbox submissions of our homework, or are we compelled to take from the environment by printing out and submitting dead trees to your desk every Thursday?"
by Egao No Genki March 3, 2012
mugGet the dead treemug.

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.
by PetePimp July 24, 2006
mugGet the Jesus Treemug.

Water the Trees

When a man takes a leak on a tree or bush when outside.
"Man I have got to take a piss and those trees look a little dry, I think I am going to go have to water the trees."
by dalejr237 June 26, 2005
mugGet the Water the Treesmug.

Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.
I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick
by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014
mugGet the Tree Dickmug.

tree star

1. a code name for weed.
2. what little foot calls a leaf in land before time
Do you want to get ahold of some tree stars?
by mista fun July 28, 2006
mugGet the tree starmug.

Tree Beard

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007
mugGet the Tree Beardmug.

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