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Teacher's Pet

A total loser who noone likes and everyone makes fun of behind their back because they suck up to a teacher, usually laughing at ALL of their bad jokes and commonly ask, "Is there anything I can do to help?", etc.
Ms. Shilderez: (Bad joke)
Anna: Hahahaha, you're so funny!
Sane person: She is SUCH a teacher's pet!
Other sane person: I know, right?!
by nilmerghet February 15, 2019
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thatcher

1. One who can go longer than Chuck Norris in bed and is better than Ken Jennings at trivia.

2. One whos cell phone goes off with a embarassing ringtone in the middle school. Twice.

3. one who has argued for a canidate every chance they can. then the canidate quits.
"Aw man, i just pulled a thatcher in class. that is the last time i turn on my phone in class."
by Justin Harmon February 14, 2008
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Teacher PMS

A serious medical condition afflicting many teachers and professors. Symptoms of teacher PMS typically include spontaneous temper tantrums, employment of draconian disciplinary tactics, taking points off because you forgot to double space, and the like. Experts believe teacher PMS is caused by the belief amongst teachers that their jobs are widely superior to all others, and that they have attained a level of moral superiority unimaginable by mere mortals by taking on such important responsibilities despite the typically meager compensation, and as such, they are deeply offended when students are smart enough to sleep through an entire lecture and still score 100% on every test and assignment. Teacher PMS sufferers often use their authority to carry out long-harbored grudges against students who remind them of the football players who beat the shit out of them in gradeschool and high school.
Man, I totally got 100% on every test in my 100 level Philosophy class, but Dr. Archibald-Stubblefield gave me a C because I would always text on my iPhone during class. I tried to appeal it, but he said "Son, your toys have no place in a sanctuary of knowledge." He really needs to see a doctor about his teacher PMS...
by Peejkayne October 10, 2011
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English Teacher

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.
"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019
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The movement created by the conservative group Student for Academic Freedom that seeks censore teachers who don't agree with their political, moral, and religious, points of view.
Please Note: Students for Academic Freedom does not call or associated there political movement with this name.
As of 2006 the Students for Academic Freedom began The Global War Against Teachers as well and Academic/Intellectual freedom.
by ????^_^???? November 26, 2006
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Thatcher

1. Formerly commonly used to describe a roofer who built and repaired thatch (straw) rooves.

2. Slang for a milk snatcher ("you nicked my milk you utter thatcher")

3. An evil person, usually one who holds power ("that chairman is nothing but a thatcher")

4. A destroyer, a murderer, an incurable idiot. ("your new girlfriend is nothing but a thatcher you know, she doesn't know her arse from her elbow. She wrecked my car last year.")

5. A man in disguise.

6. A deluded old bat with more power than sense.

- He's only a thatcher wannabee, no sense at all.
Thatcher snatcher milk evil idiot margaret cunt bitch destroyer murderer roofer
by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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Thatcher

A Thatcher is someone that is extremely picky, acts like he knows everything, and quite frankly a mindless sheep that follows trends and likes to think he is “cool” for specific reason that are irrelevant. He also overreacts about everything, and will constantly make you cringe.
Random person: *makes stupid joke*

You: your a thatcher
by Theledged27 October 10, 2019
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