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Washington Waterslide

The act of filling a waterslide with piss and cum and diving head first into it. It is fully enjoyed when you do it with multiple people and have sex in it afterwards.
"Did you hear about Jame's Washington Waterslide at his house last Friday? everyone contributed to fill it up!"
"Wow talk about a group effort!"
"I wish I went but I was too busy enjoying my girlfriend's Mississippi Birdbath."
by pimpster69420 September 16, 2023
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Lake Washington School District (LWSD) is a school district encompassing many elementary, middle and high schools in the greater Seattle area.

In the 2024/25 school year, LWSD announced that they would change from the typical 7 period schedule to only 6 periods, explaining that it was to reduce costs of the district, which is rumoured to be in crippling debt. However, this was met with immense backlash, with students and families protesting about the reduced classes limiting the opportunity for students to take more advanced classes - thus making them less competitive in the college application process. However, LWSD did not listen to such complaints and continued with the 6 period method. This has resulted in widespread discontent amongst the student population inside of LWSD.

LWSD is also notorious for creating terrible schedules. The same year as the shift to 6 periods, LWSD announced a terrible, horrible, disgusting schedule which appears to be AI generated with the prompt to create the least balanced, most ludicrous schedule ever. Instead of spacing the classes evenly like any sane person would do, the district decided to place TWO 4th period classes in one day, and mixing up 80 minute and 45 minute classes together into a disgusting amalgamation.

However, LWSD offers some rather high quality curriculum, particularly around the language department. It was also known for its well thought out policies during the COVID-19 pandemic.
"What district is your school in again?"
"Lake Washington School District."
by meowtotheworld February 20, 2025
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Walker Washington

A beer pong team hailing from Worcester, Massachusetts that is taking the East Coast by storm. This team consistently wins multiple tournaments each and every week. Brett 'TheJett' Duquette and Antwan 'Walker' Robinson are the members and are best known for their clutch shooting as well as their asshole antics. Another thing they are known for is when Brett 'TheJett' hits last cup, he begins flying away like a "plane" all while Antwan 'Walker' attempts to guide him in for a proper landing.
Player 1: Yo man we are only one game away from the finals...
Player 2: Yeah, but we are playing Walker Washington.
Player 1: Shit we don't stand a chance.
TheJett: Hey, at least you already know that.
by Bobby John Iwanow July 26, 2011
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When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.
Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night
by Chenny kesney May 20, 2019
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Washington

It must be nice to have him on your side

It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
Every action has an equal opposite reaction
Thanks to Hamilton, our cabinet's fractured into factions
Try not to crack under the stress, we're breaking down like fractions
We smack each other in the press, and we don't print retractions
I get no satisfaction witnessing his fits of passion
The way he primps and preens and dresses like the pits of fashion
Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration
As Wall Street robs 'em blind in search of chips to cash in
This prick is asking for someone to bring him to task
Somebody give me some dirt on his vacuous mask
So we can, at last, unmask him
I'll pull the trigger on him, someone load the gun and cock it
While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
Look back at the Bill of Rights (Which I wrote!)
The ink hasn't dried
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
So he's doubled the size of the government
Wasn't the trouble with much of our previous government size?
Look in his eyes
See how he lies
Follow the scent of his enterprise
Centralizing national credit and making American credit competitive
If we don't stop it, we aid and abet it
I have to resign
Somebody has to stand up for the South
Well, somebody has to stand up to his mouth
If there's a fire you're trying to douse
You can't put it out from inside the house
I'm in the cabinet, I am complicit
And watching and grabbing the power and kiss it
If Washington isn't gon' listen to disciplined dissidents
This is the difference, this kid is out
Oh! This immigrant isn't somebody we chose
Oh! This immigrant's keeping us all on our toes
Oh! Let's show these Federalists what they're up against
Oh! Southern motherfucking Democratic-Republicans
Oh! Now follow the money and see where it goes
Oh! Because every second, the treasury grows
Oh! If we follow the money and see where it leads
Get in the weeds, look for the seeds of Hamilton's misdeeds
It must be nice, it must be nice
Follow the money and see where it goes
It must be nice, it must be nice
The emperor has no clothes
We won't be invisible
We won't be denied
Still, it must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
by Shrek the Justin August 10, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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Port Washington

A part of Long Island sorta close to NYC. Train station is central for anyone drunk bar-goers and some other questionable people.It's whatever, people say it's a shit hole but it's average. Elementary schools are nice, the middle school is trash, high school is the best out of them all. All the rich people like in Sand Points, people like some executive or creator of Arizona, Johnny Winter, Adam Sandler, (oof) Chris Rock, and probably some other people. Manorhaven is a fucking trainwreck because of the fact it's the country's most densely populated village. If you're going to Main Street near Weber GOD FORBID you go at 3-4 on a Friday. Your car with be swallowed by pre-pubscent children watching David Dobrik and Shane Dawson. All I have to say about Port, *mostly Manorhaven* Godspeed.
yo Port Washington is trash
no
yo Port Washington's middle school is bad
yes
by bigboyjess July 10, 2018
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