Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!

wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey

by daryy February 20, 2011

T-Tard

A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.

Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!

by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018

Epi-Tard

The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.

Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.

by konnor83 July 26, 2012

R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".

I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."

by Attritionist March 17, 2022

tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Turbo Tard

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.

Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"

by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017

Adventurd Tards

Adventurd Tards are Un-Humans that Make up Random Reasons why Adventure time is Better than Regular Show. They say that Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and Over again. that's Because Adventurd Tards havent seen Most of the Episodes. Regular show has Alot of Good Ideas Eg Terror Tales of the Park, Exit 9B. Adventurd Tards also think Adventurd Time is Better because of the Popularity. WHO CARES ABOUT THE POPULARITY!. Most of those People on the Popularity List are Kids. Regular show is More Mature. They also say that Because it was Made 1st. Wow Just because Something was Made 1st. BTW I Don't hate Adventure time.

Me: What's Better Adventurd Time or Regular Show

Friend: Adventure Time

Me: ok.... Explain Why

Friend: Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and over 1st its just Mordecai & Rigby arguing, then they take it to the Extreme

Me: Really? are you F**king Serious

Friend: Why is adventure time more popular then?

Me: Most of the Fans are Kids. Adventurd Tards these days....

by bigDood247 April 28, 2013