Girl 1: Girl whats the leaf between sionnan, moo, lenny and bails?
GIrl 2: Shit yeah its a mess, bails tried saying sionnan was attention seeking and then shit went down from there
Girl 1: wow those vegan girls are so problematic, sionnan and lenny are my favorite though
GIrl 2: Shit yeah its a mess, bails tried saying sionnan was attention seeking and then shit went down from there
Girl 1: wow those vegan girls are so problematic, sionnan and lenny are my favorite though
by ironic.cowboy.emoji November 13, 2017
Get the Leafmug. by HermioneDanger June 28, 2020
Get the Leafmug. Hot, sexy, tight, little bod of a man. Very smart and rational. Probably into philosophy and listening to 2000’s Will.I.Am and Usher throwbacks. Only eats once a day and when he does eat it’s candy. Publicly very, very sweet and nice, but behind closed doors is sassy.
by trbin8tor February 16, 2021
Get the Leafmug. 
When a guy lifts his balls up against dick,then grabs his balls and the head of his dick between his thumb and pointer finger, resembling a three leaf clover.
by Aliandher December 5, 2013
Get the Three Leaf Clovermug. Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?
by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021
Get the Toronto Maple Leafsmug. A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
Get the Leaf Blowermug.