Sam-key

A large measurement of sniffable drugs off a key equivalent of a standard line

Had a sam-key of MD last night and I was off me nut

by Crewefiend May 29, 2018

Keys Game

A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.

Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"

by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020

cockpit key

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.

Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.

by 3speed March 23, 2010

john key

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy

John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls

by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.

Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key

by Stiglover69 September 6, 2022

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 21, 2019