GAP POLICE

Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.

Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesn’t shame me on Instagram!

by Ms. Coffee January 07, 2020

Bong Gap

The time between hits as the bong is passed around the circle. The length of the bong gap is generally inversely proportional to how high a collective group is.

They can't be that high, they have a really low bong gap.

by dryandsalty July 21, 2019

Chapter Gap

The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.

I'm not going to start the next part of my book, the chapter gap is too short.

by element 24789 February 18, 2009

polish gap

the bare area of your nail that grows out in between no chip manicures.

To avoid a polish gap go to the nail salon every two weeks without fail.

by Tmurry June 15, 2016

Flat gap

The space between a flat chested females breast. Noticeable in swimwear or deep V cut shirts

Carrie had major flat gap in that dress, she looked like a 12 year old boy

by Smolien September 27, 2016

Big gap

A very large vagina. Also can mean a large distance between a womans thighs.

1 she had such a big gap I fell in.
2 wow she has such a big gap. Skinny thighs

by trijohn June 15, 2025

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023