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Coconut Malled

(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.
I just Coconut Malled someone online!
by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023
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Coconut

A hairy milk carton the comes from a tree
"A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree"
by AshadowX June 10, 2023
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Coconut

A Black Woman that sleeps with Men
She just wants his coconut to have a mixed Baby!
by King Renzo June 22, 2023
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Coconut

An insult similar to "Uncle Tom," this term refers to a Black person who is perceived as overly eager to align with white individuals or willing to accept unequal treatment compared to white people. It also describes someone who agrees with white supremacist ideology and white nationalist conservative views. A black person who's anti-black
I'm so sick of this coconut over here. He's black but hates his own people?
by Mimikoe October 4, 2025
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coconut baby

coconut baby ~ a joke from a far away book tale system for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high men God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book that God can lie or be a trickster to save list Souls. This planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea. And the deceivers among them decide who lives an who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of the Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races.
The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.
by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025
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coconut baby

coconut baby ~ hor factory ~ a joke about Mēsōians from a far away book tale system Galaxy for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high angel man God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book, using her abortion as emotional fuel and abuse as money from hokin women as a bank, that God can lie or be a trickster to save lost Souls, this planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea, and the deceivers among them decide who lives and who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of that Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races to be oculz leaders too. The old story jumpstarts the nuke pizza planets and is reseeded with that story. Dancing poop writing words from injested life. A beast.
The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.
by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025
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Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
by Cotch killer February 26, 2023
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