uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL December 10, 2011

bumbling uncle

A old man on YouTube who gets pranked and does and says stupid things that are funny while his great nephew films hims

Check them out on YouTube @ Bumbling Uncle

Michael: wow have you heard of the bumbling uncle
Gabe: yea he's so funny

Savanna: fuck that mother fucker

Michael: hey don't say that

Savanna: well fuck you too BYE BITCH!!!!!!
Gabe: damn harsh

Michael: shut up Gabe

by Apple pie.org March 2, 2020

Uncle Puzel

A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.

Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!

Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!

by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 4, 2013

Uncle Petey

Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.

Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.

Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.

by DixGrits June 21, 2019

Uncle Dudley

When you nut inside a girl

Woke up and I made uncle Dudley before I had to leave for work

by TheOfficeJohn April 27, 2019

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019