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pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.
Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020
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Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.
I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.
by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021
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Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!
Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!
by Forgeworld January 7, 2015
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Twinkie twins

Girls who have slept with the same guy.
Omg you slept with "Nate" too? We're twinkie twins now!
by Sadgirlb June 4, 2020
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Twinky Link

When you cream in a girls ass and watch them shit it out.
1. I cant wait to give the ol' lady a Twinky Link. 2. Dammit Issac Newton why'd you give my ol 'lady the twinky link.
by LegendKiller23 May 10, 2023
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Twinkie

The act of a man climaxing inside of a woman’s mouth. She proceeds to spit it back onto his penis. He then inserts his penis into her vagina. Next she lets the semen drip from her vagina down to her anus. Finally the man proceeds to push the semen into her rectum, thus having filled all three orifices, they have completed the act of a Twinkie.
My girl said she wanted to be filled up in all three holes just like a Twinkie.
by Willie Filmacraken April 30, 2023
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Twinky

When you feel really subby (submissive) you want to bend over and want to a have fat cock in your ass.
"F-fuck, I feel really twinky right now."

"Hahah, you subby bitch boy."
by hwaterh June 18, 2021
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