Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020

pizza table

Pizza table : The little disc on legs that is placed on a pizza to keep the box top from sticking to the pizza.

Marsha, don't throw the pizza table away, little Tammy needs it for her Barbie house.

by jimdandybuck January 13, 2015

olive pizza

a person whom is one with the pizza literally,

many people are one of these, tho they do not know it yet

liv pizz = olive pizza

by olive pizza February 16, 2017

pizza time

tobey maguire's magnum opus

i want pizza time

by cuckthewoz123 February 21, 2022

Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.

Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.

by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

Pizza Onion

A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860’s using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.

Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.

Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.

Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

pizza crunch

Scottish term for a deep fried pizza in batter

Awrite bro, u gawny finish that pizza crunch or cin a huv it?

by Leeanneve March 18, 2017