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Monke

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Monke
by That guy who name's Sam April 13, 2021
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Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play
"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"
by MadRizz February 11, 2022
mugGet the Monkmug.

silly.em0.monke

means to be so incredible cringe that even hellen keller crys
hellen keller cried because of the persons absolute silly.em0.monke
mugGet the silly.em0.monkemug.

Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
mugGet the Monk Modemug.

monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter August 10, 2016
mugGet the monk daymug.

Monke

Monke is monke. Mmmm, monke
Mmmmmm, monke
by Yaaaaaassssss November 23, 2021
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National Monk ur friend KYLEE

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screamingGET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023
mugGet the National Monk ur friend KYLEEmug.

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