lemon herring

A lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. They turn out to be either straight or with no sexual interest at all.

Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes

Jesus! That girl is hot. Even with short hair! But when I asked if she'd ride my pork sword she declined said offer! Must be a lemon herring.

by stigshanks November 5, 2013

Lemon Snort

To Snort Physical lemons, not compressed of pounded into dust, just straight up snorting a solid lemon

Bruh is this guy literally about to lemon snort?

by Thickle The Pickle October 1, 2020

Lemon Nil

Someone who is half nil or has a large nil. A nil is the tip of a penis.

Ha ha this dude got a lemon nil.

by Squally police February 11, 2017

Lemon twink

A little flower boy twink, whose only desires are painted nails, colorful hair, and yellow pants. A lemon twink is unsure about his sexuality but doesn't really care and rather spend time worrying about dope things and cuddling with his friends

"Hey is that kid gay?" "Idk his sexuality but he's definitely a lemon twink"

by DopeLemonTwink64 May 27, 2019

Lemon Shaving

When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine

"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

lemon goodness

when a guy fills a condom with his ppe and when it frezzes a girl deepthroats it. the he sticks the sundae into her ass and pussy. this will make her lips start to shrink which is when he fucks her.

she was shivering last night when I gave her that lemon goodness

by pseodnym June 21, 2018

Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!

Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"

by anonymous October 11, 2021