Kevin

Kevin it’s a tall guy he is super funny he looks mean but he actually he is super nice and wen he angry he doesn’t play around Kevin always have the biggest dick and he is a super loyal and he will never chit on a girl he is protective he like to dress as cool as he can he like the color red and black and he is define

Kevin is the best boyfriend ever best in bed

by Young dodo Daquan March 27, 2019

Kevin

Kevins are the best people around. Girls that get Kevin's have goto to be the luckiest people ever. Kevin's are normally great at every kind of sport.

Lee: My dad is called Kevin.

Robbie: Damn Kevin's are awesome, Wish I was you!

by Haggarty July 31, 2017

kevin

anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.

guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag

by scant alpaca August 17, 2018

Kevin

A really annoying pervert that can get his hands on ANY white girl he sees. A Kevin will go out of their way to display how cool and funny they think they are.

Hey it’s that’s annoying asshole, Kevin.

by coolguy_69 September 23, 2018

Kevin

The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.

That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!

by Flayling October 19, 2020

Kevin

somehow he's like kinda friends with everyone but not really... tbh he's a lying lil bitch that's pretty irrelevant and you sure wouldn't care about him. also uhhh im pretty sure everyone thinks hes gay err 0.0

K: Did u hear what kevin did?
Me: stfu no one cares ab kevin

D: kevins a dumb bitch
Me:ikr
K: so anyway ab shevdchxwdbjcxhdjcw

by TheUrbanDictionaryCult:3 January 8, 2019

Kevin

A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.

Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!

by This is correct now die April 6, 2017