snot honey

When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.

Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.

by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020

Honey Mosquito

A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.

Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."

by yaboidogpetter July 6, 2018

honey hummingbee

what some dumb french bitch on twitter uses to refer brad pitt as

“BP my honey hummingbee”

by snowlioness May 8, 2020

Honey Bro

Like a sugar daddy, but a bro that pays for everything when you go out.

“You gonna go out tonight?”
“I wasn’t but my honey bro came through.”

by Trophy Bro December 14, 2019

Honey Girl

1. 50's slang for a man's soulmate.

2. A blonde girl with matching light brown eyes

3. A sweet girl, who is kind, forgiving and nurturing.

Arin: Woah, Can you believe she stayed up at that hospital all night to make sure Freddy was okay?
Dan: Yeah, I can believe it. Man, she's some 'Honey Girl' that's for sure <3

by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020

The Honey was Black

A phrase that is used to describe a situation in which although the outcome may look promising, it is only structured that way by the people who actually profit from it. The actual idea behind the phrase is that the "Honey" is actually Blackstrap Molasses, which is known to be extremely bitter, mirroring the disappointment one feels when understanding that they've been tricked.

In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.

Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.

"Tiffany told me that she would try harder to be a better person, and I believed her even though everybody told me not to. You all knew the honey was black, but I went after it anyway. I have nobody to blame but myself."

by Daybreak120 January 26, 2022

Honey Habanero

The most disgusting whiskey ever produced. Drank only by skinny men with bacne and unusually deep voices.

Did you see slim drinking that waypoint honey habanero?

by BenjaminDover March 28, 2020