Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
Get the free canoemug. A free peroid in which you suffer utter bordem. During this hour of death you are accompanied by a chunk who hates everything and a christian fanatic with a fuck off beefhead.
by dfsfaddserias November 7, 2008
Get the lilleker freemug. Free Grobstein was a schoolwide campaign in Westfield, New Jersey which demanded the reinstatement of the position of substitute teacher for Howard Grobstein.
Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.
Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.
Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
by Ty 722001 April 18, 2022
Get the Free Grobsteinmug. an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
Get the must be free!mug. Rapper: Crank up a instrumental so we can be free blasting"
*Driver turns a Hip Hop instrumental all the way up*
Rapper: Sittin back in the car, going so hard, to this beat, chillin' in the passenger seat"
*Driver turns a Hip Hop instrumental all the way up*
Rapper: Sittin back in the car, going so hard, to this beat, chillin' in the passenger seat"
by eudy May 9, 2010
Get the Free Blastingmug. by c36b9 April 12, 2021
Get the Free Shittermug. question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?
by roelfo June 29, 2015
Get the free-lancingmug.