Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

egg tart

When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.

I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.

by fartsmart September 10, 2018

boilin' eggs

A saying between persons made to sound like an inside joke and have other people who do not know the saying be confused.

Fun Fact : Initially created by Gavin, Zach, and Mike.

Person A : "Dude I was boilin' eggs with your mother last night.

Things got hot and some shells were cracked, if ya know what I mean."

Person B : "Dude you did THAT to my mom?!"

Person C : "What does Boilin' Eggs mean?"

*Person A and Person B give a blank stare to person C*

Person A & B in unison to Person C : "How do you NOT know what that means?! You don't deserve to know..."

*Person C looks it up on Urban Dictionary the night after the incident and feels like a dumbass

by CompE_Represent_Fo_Sho August 22, 2009

elmo eggs

basically over easy eggs. the yolk looks like elmo’s nose, therefore, elmo eggs.

Bea: What kind of eggs are those?
Yabs: ELMO EGGS!!

by beayea October 18, 2022

Egg On a Shelf

Egg on a shelf is referring to someone looks like an egg on a shelf. Specifically Elizabeth McDermad. She is the where this saying came from as she looks like a fucking egg on a shelf.

Nevyn: Hey Elizabeth
Elizabeth: Yeah?
Nevyn: You look like a fucking egg on a shelf

by Kalque August 20, 2020

Doking eggs

(Doh-king)A doking egg is an egg cooked over easy or sunny side up perfect for dunking your chosen side ( bacon, toast, penis, etc.) Into the yoke. Tip: add ketchup to stretch the doking capacity.

I asked the waitress for doking eggs and she had no clue what I was talking about.

by Eagle-eye89 November 22, 2017

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020