The Chip Jip

When you expect a much larger amount of chips in your bag, so you become upset at the fact that the bag is less than half full.

"Man, I got the chip jip today when I bought a bag of Doritos."

by kacemugs September 5, 2009

Chip-a-Ranga

To "chip a ranga", that is to throw some potato chips at or around a red-headed person ( preferably a small child) in a public space and watch the seagulls or other scavenger type birds descend.

I was at the beach the other day, I saw a little ginger kid and decided to Chip-a-Ranga.

by Mensch K March 18, 2009

Spicy chips

Spicy chips they are so heated

So much spice I gotta eat it
Yeah the spice is undefeated

I don’t need to be repeated
Spicy chips they burn your mouth

Spicy chips in a high amount
So much spice I can’t keep count

It’s the best spice there is no doubt

There’s no need for spicy chicken

Don’t need to be cooked in a kitchen

Spicy chips make life worth living

Spicy chips

Spicy chips leave my mouth bleeding

The spicy chips now I am needing

Spicy chips they can’t be beaten

I eat all those spicy chips

Put em in some spicy dip
So damn hot they burn my lips

Spicy chips they are so tasty

Not enough spice it’s getting hasty
Spicy chips they are what made me

by Generic stop June 29, 2021

Sir Chips

An old sounding young English gentleman with a large appetite for food and for watching fat or cripple porn. He is also a chronic masturbator.

Jules: Hey Mate, these hob nobs are gorgeous!!

Jess: Mkay...Sir Chips.

by princessjessxo December 15, 2011

chips and dicks

When you are lying in bed naked, taking pictures of a bag of chips & you accidentally take a picture of your dick. OR
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.

Do you know how many different flavor chips there are, I can do chips and dicks all day.

by ch&dcspecialist May 27, 2014

Coconut chips

Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.

Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.

"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."

by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015

storm chips

Potato chips purchased by Canadian Maritimers in preparation for a winter storm.

“They’re calling for a meter tonight, I’ve gotta head to Shoppers and NSLC for Storm Chips and some Keith’s.”

by LadyWynd December 15, 2019