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Texas Wiz Kid

A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.
Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017
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tendouism

A religion in where we all STAN our daddy Tendou Satori ๐Ÿ˜
Karla: BAKI BAKI๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›NI ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›ORE๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› NANI ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›WO?๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›KOKORO๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› WO๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› DA๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› YO๐Ÿ› KONAGONA๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› NI ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›KUDAKE๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› NANI ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›WO๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› BRUKKO ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› SEISHIN ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› WO ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› DA ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› YO ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›
Alanie: What are you saying?
Karla: Its a prayer by Tendouism
by chiakis wife November 2, 2020
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green tea bitch

Green tea bitch refers to a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind in order to approach guys who she finds useful, potentially in the sense of money, power, or purely fulfilling. (This is the green tea part). Yet this woman is actually calculating and all her good qualities are fake merely in order to appeal the guy. This woman uses many methods to achieve her goal, usually involves lying and being immoral. (the bitch part)

This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.

A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
"This girl called Rebecca is sending my husband her naked pictures and she was so 'hurt' after I forced my husband to break with her. And now she is visiting my husband in Boston this May."
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
by BlueElf August 7, 2016
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Teaboo

Like a weeaboo, but fetishizing British culture rather than Japanese culture. Think that watching Sherlock and Doctor Who give them any actual insight on the country at all and that saying things like "tea and crumpets" makes them interesting. Most likely have never actually been within 100 feet of a real British person in their life.
"Ugh did you see that teaboo over there who's lecturing people on British history that she learned through YouTube? Lame."
"I know, so obnoxious."
by fullmetaloptimist May 11, 2014
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Teslarian

A follower of the advise, mind and values of Nikola Tesla.
Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.

ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
by GlennyJ November 6, 2013
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tegar

The name of a brave and chivalrous warrior that resembles the ancient knights of the depths of the Athlanteans.
Tegar is such a badass
by Anxioucitysm August 18, 2021
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Pacer Test

The FitnessGramโ„ข Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Pacer Test announcer: *B E E D L E B O O P.* End of level 1.
by 13576 June 1, 2016
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