Tart

A word that British people (more people aged 30+ and female) use to call someone stupid.

Woman 1: “Gemma tripped on the patio door frame yesterday and smacked her head on the patio tiles”
Woman 2: “What an absolute tart”

by Bi’ish chav September 6, 2019

After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.

Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!

by Conrad Servative May 14, 2018

Tart Tart

Disappointed at someone for doing something inappropriate.

Man: f*** u !!

Man 2: Tart Tart

by DeadingIaks May 27, 2018

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

sausage tart

a hilarious and sexy girl. Usually Kayla's and Jennifer's are are sausage tarts.

"Kayla cracks me up. She's such a sausage tart."

by pseudonymshh September 20, 2017

Tart

V./n. Sucking a fart out of someone's ass and holding it in like a bong rip.

Man, did you see how long that dude held in that tart?! Or...
Man, that guy is such a tart...

by Bragitup April 20, 2017

gypsy tart

A racist who doesn't know the meaning of racist. Unintentionally racist on purpose.

Robbie: Aren't black people the worst?

Robbie: No, Do I look like a Gypsy Tart To you?

Robbie: You look more like a retard to me...

by Joooooooooooooooooooooood May 7, 2017